you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever
do you want to hear a joke
the north american education system
Today I burned my tongue on a piece of pizza and I think that it’s a very strong metaphor that sometimes the things you love most in life will hurt you.
the bags under my eyes are as dark as the inside of Hollister
Does anyone else have like several songs that they love but are constantly skipping because the atmosphere has to be just right and you have to be able to completely immerse yourself in it for those few minutes without any distractions
i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.
clearly you never tried to write a word document in the 90s
trying to find a needle in a haystack isnt hard at all like wtf all u gotta do is burn the fuckin hay
u are the future
find the hay in the needlestack tho
if we ever get off this fucking website we are going to do great things
f is for friends who abandoned me after 8th grade
the cutest lil video ive ever seen
Just when I think I’m a big tough guy, this comes along. Perfect!!!
Crieeeeeed, I do this every few years
OMG ADORABLE BABY I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUU
She’s so perfect
I don’t want kids but I want to be her mother
if no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it then how bad of a decision can it really be
i think this will be my graduation quote