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yutoube:

i need a hug right now also five hundred thousand dollars in cash

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finmeister:

MY MOM JUST GOT OUT HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND FOUND OUT SHES BEEN SPELLING HER NAME WRONG FOR 49 YEARS

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teen:

zachsgay:

l
is that a lowercase L or an uppercase i youll never know

image

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unsmokable:

someone somewhere is meeting the love of their life right now and that’s pretty cool

(via dutchster)

rainsfell:

how do i get over someone who i never dated

(via fake-mermaid)

im a really affectionate person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike, and loneliness

(Source: themanwithfrozenhearts, via adoreharold)

gameandwatch:

i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out

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lameborghini:

beyoncyay:

lameborghini:

does anyone else subconsciously give letters and numbers a gender like 4 is such a feminine number while 9 is definitely masculine am i right and then m is a girl of course while j is a boy you get me

you might have ordinal linguistic personification

mmm sounds like a fancy linguini pasta

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(Source: stayaliveforzach, via zackisontumblr)

no-wifi:

tumblr is running out of urls and now it’s hit the point where they look like our hotmail addresses from when we were 8

(via w-rthwhile)

plantdust:

i need clear skin by yesterday

(via matvrity)